I'm worried I've been getting everything wrong. I like dry, sarcastic humour on girls and boys, and now, in the pub, Gemma's kissing a certain children's TV presenter and Kat and Leigh have already gone home.
I want to talk to you about someone criticising someone else's technique, and limited experience and people in glasshouses and throwing stones or hand grenades.
I think I need to read more. My sentences are rubbish.