All we talk about today is sex.


Swaz drags Laura to Boots, makes her buy emergency contraception, and we want old L back, who didn’t fuck all day and all night.


L tells us about the way she likes it. Then N talks about fucking CL in a swimming pool, and I just want to be somewhere else.


(I like N though, I think. He’s clever and I like talking to him, so I don’t really mind knowing that he lost his virginity on top of CL’s freezer.)